May 2013
67 posts
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
staff:
magsby:
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
send help
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saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
notahoe:
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
phildanosaurusrex:
Imagine if Dan never never started YouTube and finished his law course at Uni instead and then became a lawyer
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
jay2m:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
imjust-kyian:
scroturn:
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
itisneverlupus:
tennisaurus:
screamingcrawfish:
alphaqueer:
daysturnedtoweeks:
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
It floats Source: just now
Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science...
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
legolasofthewoodlandelves:
alexsheathees:
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it’s like eurovision hangover
Chances are we won’t even remember what happened.
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Eurovision is the one time a year that everyone from Europe realises just how bad their geography skills are
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
morihearty:
it’s the 50th anniversary
it’s very dramatic
john hurt turns to the camera
and says
‘in a land of myth and a time of magic’
daisyfairy:
hungary shows up to eurovision 15 minutes late holding starbucks
spacecamps:
i got so distracted by cascada and the fact she still does things i didn’t realize armenia have jesus as their frontman
riddlemetom:
actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
me: ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
13 hours later
me: i've made a huge mistake
“The schooling system we have in the Western world is crazy – you’re taken away...”
– (via what-isyouropinion)
godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
spelledjustlikeescape:
i’m breathing in
the chemicals
eddie-the-coconut-head:
tardisparkingonly:
The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
go home
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
